If you don't mind, I'd be forever indebted should your new and improved selves stick around after I'm done breastfeeding. Your expansion is something I've, definitely, come to enjoy. Haven't we grown accustomed to one another? I've come to grips with the fact that I have layer just about every top, and some dresses, that I need to be much more guarded on how I handle myself in public; you've realized I'll take good care of you, and buy you pretty things.
We've been working hard together on this breastfeeding thing for 10 months. TEN WHOLE MONTHS. Don't give up on me now! We have 2 months of breastfeeding left. C'mon, we can do this. Just "pretend" I'm still doing it after the 2 months. I mean, who likes change anyway? I contend things stay the same in this region. Hey, it'll just be preparation for baby, & breastfeeding of, #2!! Win win!
I'm going to throw it out there and say, should you stick around, we should call ourselves The Dynamic Duo. 'Tis a good nickname, yes? I know, right after Jake was born, it took some time to get used to one another, but I think we've mastered our relationship. I have nothing but good things to say about you. You're reputation will be solidified in my eyes if you, simply, don't back out on me now.
We totally got this. We were meant for one another.